Rejuvenique A.K.A. Moron Mask.

On the ever vigilant American quest for a youthful appearance without the annoying prospect of eating right and exercising in comes Rejuvenique. From the very same quest that brought you fat shaking belt machines and The Thigh Master comes an electric stimulation mask. Remember those belts that made your stomach pulsate by running small amounts of electricity though it? (Not you, the ass hats who bought it.) which were supposed to simulate a sit up? Well this is the same thing but for your face. They use fancy terms like "mild impulse", "activating skin", "facial zones" and "facial workout"... Okay, maybe they are not even fancy they are just made up terms. You can call it whatever you want but it's electrocuting your face.... until it spasms.... over and over. This can't be good for you. To top it all off they made the mask look like a drama icon mask or those little painted porcelain masks that teenage girls used to have hanging on their wall. With the electrical chord though, it kind of looks like a crazy psychotic gas mask. What Buck Rodgers wannabe, Clockwork Orange watchin', Botox lips wearin' money burner is buying this thing? Maybe I am over reacting, you tell me. Watch: